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No.1622  [Reply]
For the past month or so, I've begun regularly having lunch at a cheap Chinese cafe with some acquaintances. I do not consider myself superstitious, but the fortune cookies I have received seem rather unusual. My acquaintances get “You will have a success in business soon” or “You have a generous heart”. I, on the other hand, get fortunes like (approximately)

- “You will soon find romance”,
- “You will take a vacation with your family soon”,
- “You are loyal to your family”,
- “You and your wife will have a long, happy life together”,

and so on, always describing either happy relationships with family, imminent romance, and (as of last week) happy marriage.

As a confirmed bachelor with no living relatives, I found these first amusing, then progressively more unsettling in their single-minded focus. It is as if I am receiving highly precise fortune cookies which are accurately tracking the Rockwell-esque life of some other person who has just gotten married and is currently on his honeymoon.

Has anyone else experienced something similar?
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¨ No.1659  >>1670
A man who is almost certainly never going to marry and is not trying to, but the term is old fashioned and does not carry "serious" connotations like the contemporary terms "asexual" or "*cel" do. Pick up anything by Wodehouse and there's about a 50% chance one of the subplots will be about a confirmed bachelor fighting against romance.
¨ No.1670  >>1671
"Confirmed bachelor" doesn't mean the same as "asexual"! A bachelor doesn't want to settle down with one partner, but that doesn't mean they're not interested at all. I have often heard "confirmed bachelor" used a winking euphemism for gay, as in they certainly won't be settling down with a lady any time soon, but a "bachelor party" isn't an asexual soiree
¨ No.1671
Well, yeah. That's why I didn't say that, because it would have been wrong.

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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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hoars... not really but still a hoarse

ill come back in 7 years to post another hoars itt

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No.908  [Reply]
Come join the VIP minecraft server. I think you have to make an account to join, but it's free.

Unfortunately it's running on a server currently located at my mother's house, and her internet randomly dies now and then. It usually comes back after about 5-10 minutes.

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¨ No.1084  >>1323
I don't think anybody plays creative anymore, but if you do the URL changed for some reason.


¨ No.1323
URL changes periodically and whenever the server reconnects to mine craft heartbeat server, which is often because that shit crashes all the time.
I also have a VIP QUALITY classic mine craft server SOLIDUS DEATHS.
¨ No.1655
bump i'm on the server guise

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No.1584  [Reply]
Cheese is, perhaps, the dairy product with the most VIP quality. What cheeses do you enjoy?

I just had some of this stuff. I'm usually not a fan of stuff in my cheese, but I haven't had a good smoked cheese in a while, and it was sitting in the “sharp” section, so the positives outweighed the negatives and I gave it a try. It's pretty good toasted, although I get the feeling it needs to be heated a bit more than I gave it.
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¨ No.1651
I've never experienced such things, personally, but perhaps I've never eaten the appropriate type, or the appropriate amount, etc.
¨ No.1652
What is the appropriate amount? An entire wheel?
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Salvador Dali used to eat a lump of camembert before sleep to get inspiration... he'd sit in the armchair holding his keys over a dinner plate, then as he drifted off he'd drop the keys, and the clatter on the plate wold wake him up and he'd paint what he saw just at that moment

Is it just me or is pre-grated cheese like the devil's pubes?

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No.1646  [Reply]
Keroshiri :3
¨ No.1647  >>1648
Can't seem to find a tag for underlying panties & bra seams visible under clothing. Would really appreciate any leads on the matter.
¨ No.1648
"pantylines skin_tight" brings up this image and a few others like it (along with a significant number of false positives, of course). I suspect it's your best option for now.

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No.1619  [Reply]
happy halloween!
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Happy Hornypeen!

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¨ No.1605  >>1606
dont really want pornography when coming here
¨ No.1606
You are too late! The porn can no longer be stopped!

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